“Oh, yeah—my phone is dead.” “I always forget to charge mine, too,” Macy said. “I actually dropped it in the toilet,” I said, instantly regretting sharing that little gem. “I mean, not a dirty toilet—it wasn’t dirty. I mean, yes, all toilets are dirty, but I mean there was nothing in it.” Shut up, shut up, shut up! “Holy Christ,” Nick muttered at the same time Macy said, “Oh my God.” Yes, we were all calling out to the Lord in response to my phone’s disgusting swim.