“Aren’t you just adorable.” “What?” He gestured to my shirt with his pencil. “Your whole matchy-matchy, Hallmark-holiday outfit—super cute.” “That’s not what this is.” I looked down at my shirt and said, “It’s just a red sweater.” “Really?” “Yes, really.” He gave me a knowing look and said, “How do you explain the heart bracelet and matching earrings, then?”
He reads AND pays attention to you outfit
AND he has dark hair
MARRY him now
