Profiles in Ignorance: How America's Politicians Got Dumb and Dumber

by Andy Borowitz

Just as a Stephen King novel might inspire you to bolt your doors, perhaps these political horror stories will rouse you to action.

Ignoramus is a word you don’t hear much these days, which is too bad because it applies so well to so many. If, in writing this book, I somehow bring the word ignoramus back into vogue, I’ll consider my work on this planet done.