Oh my god, were these… were these aliens? Had they portalled me out of the forest to abduct me and experiment on me? Was that why they were looking at my dick? Were they going to experiment on my dick? “Please,” I burst out, wishing I could cup my hands protectively over my junk. What were they going to do to my dick? “Just please let me go,” I whimpered. “Please, please, please—”
this is so fucking funny omg
