A Queen of Ruin (Deliciously Dark Fairytales, #4)
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“Did he come this way?” Hannon asked, looking around as though Dolion might pop up at any moment.
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Well, he could, since he can teleport…
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“Punch through the wall here, Hannon,” Nyfain said, indicating the door.
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If he’s indicating a door, why would he call it a wall?
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A body screamed, appearing on the blade, and then it was forced through the opening as though someone was pushing from behind. I stepped forward, but Vemar got there first, blocking the way.
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Good because how you gone step forward without a damn weapon drawn to stab when the enemy is clearly invisible and you’ve already been warned of that? Idiot.
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“Throw him,” Govam shouted. “Throw him now⁠—”
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Throw him? Where? Why?
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The demon king flew, his body becoming visible, right for Govam. Govam didn’t get out of the way fast enough. Dolion’s body struck him, and his sword clattered to the side.
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Why throw him at Govam? What the hell is going on right now?
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“There is absolutely no way I am going with you, Strange Queen,” Vemar told me
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🤣🤣🤣 She got an upgrade!
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“You were wearing a maid’s outfit.” Tamara laughed harder. “And then Leala called one of the officers daddy.” Micah started chuckling,
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“This is where you stayed?” “Yes,” I replied. “I kept your letters in the back there.” “And she orgasmed on the floor in there, as well,” Tamara said. “Sometimes because of pain, apparently, and sometimes just because she needed a holiday or something.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hannon pointed. “The vaginas.” “What?” I leaned in a little closer to my jacket, but it was hard to get a perspective of the print from up close, so I shifted my attention to Vemar’s. “Where?”
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“They aren’t vaginas!” I looked a little closer. “They’re flowers! It’s a floral print.” “Really?” Vemar squinted as he looked again. “I’d thought they were vaginas, too. They look like it.” “They have fucking stems…” My words trailed off. The flowers themselves did look like vaginas. How had I missed that?
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then wanted to punch myself in the face, cut off my dick, and just throw it to the side as I ran the other way so the dragon would get confused and not know what to chase.
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🤣🤣🤣
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I swallowed roughly and caught my breath enough to speak. “She’s labor gone, sire.
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The king stopped in front of the open door and shook himself out before crossing the threshold. The tension in his shoulders and bearing melted away until he was loose and confident and ready to take on the world. “Hi, sweetheart,” he said as he approached her bed.
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Like she couldn’t feel all his emotions prior to that though… 🙄🙄
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“You’re my dream come true and you always will be.” You’re still absolute shit at making speeches, my dragon thought,
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🤣🤣🤣 Only at declaration of love speeches though. Her battle speeches were pretty good.
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