Staked (Void City, #1)

by J.F. Lewis

In the end, a friendship between a vampire and a human is like a friendship between a dog and a chicken nugget. Sooner or later, the nugget is going to get eaten; the only real question is how many bites it will take.

I did the only thing that I could think of that would keep me from doing exactly what she wanted me to do. I fell asleep.

I checked my fucked-o-meter. The gauge was set firmly on “Seven ways from Sunday.” That seemed about right.

Even so, he was the king of the Gordie Howe hat trick, pulling off the goal, assist, fight trio in most matches to the exclusion of all else, even winning.

A losing team with a player that consistently gets 40 in 40? heck, that's 40 in 20! NHL GMs would KILL for players like that. I dont see how this team isn't in contention for the presidents trophy with a player like that. that's better than Gretzky.