“Ah.” He could practically hear her mind cycling through the words, trying to find the least reprehensible of the lot. “Ah… twat?” “Was that a question?” “Twat.” She took a deep breath. “You twat!” She shouted at the trees, “You abominable twat!” “Fucking arse,” Remy encouraged her. “Swag-bellied cockchafer!” “Fucking ass!” She was pronouncing each word with a slow, delighted relish. “Fucking. Cockchafer!” “Yeast-infested quimswiller!” “Yeast-infested quimswiller!” “Foddle-swapped coxcomb!” “Foddle-swapped coxcomb!” And then again, at his urging, “… scum-sucking… cuntrabbit!” “A what?” Remy
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