Maddox stared at it, held it closer to his face. “Can I text? How do I text?” Roscoe pointed to the keyboard. “You need to press the seven button three times to get an R, then the six button three times to get an O. Then seven again four times to get an S . . .” The five of them stared at him, horrified. “The fuck I will,” Maddox said.
