“Okay, so if someone comes at you from the front, you need to assess a few things first. One, are they armed? Two, what kind of weapon is it? Three, check your surroundings. Four—” His eyes narrowed. “How long do I have to do all that? Like a few minutes?” “Well, if you’re being attacked by a sloth, maybe.” Riko laughed. I ignored him. “You have half a second, maybe.” “Oh, okay, yeah no. I can’t do that.” “You need to learn.” “No, that’s what I have you for. I have my very own Steve for that exact reason.”
