He poked her in the side and cackled again. “I have fingers! And I—” His stomach audibly groaned, and he whimpered. “Ooooow. And I am starving. My stomach is bigger now. Breakfast? Food!” He shot to his feet and jumped from the bed, still entirely naked, took four steps, and fell to the ground. “Ow. Legs!” He growled down at the offending limbs like, well, a dog.
Literal golden retriever energy
