The Unseelie King (Maze of Shadows #4)

by Kathryn Ann Kingsley

He poked her in the side and cackled again. “I have fingers! And I—” His stomach audibly groaned, and he whimpered. “Ooooow. And I am starving. My stomach is bigger now. Breakfast? Food!” He shot to his feet and jumped from the bed, still entirely naked, took four steps, and fell to the ground. “Ow. Legs!” He growled down at the offending limbs like, well, a dog.

Literal golden retriever energy

Abigail narrowed an eye at him. “If I might ask an indelicate question, what is wrong with you?” Puck cackled. “Wrong with me? Oh, baby doll, where do I begin?”

Until the blade hit the bone. Then he screamed. He tried, at any rate. His vocal cords were severed.

Woah

“I’m going boar hunting.”