“You have no idea.” She stares at me, shock and humor in her eyes. “You’re wondering what I look like in it and nothing else, aren’t you?” “I can’t even begin to picture it.” “Well, if you’re lucky, you might get a chance to see me in just my man thong and nothing else.” “I hope you don’t think that’s a sexy invite, because I can’t imagine a situation where you strut out in a man thong and I don’t die laughing.”

