“Because, back in college, I learned from Carson that wearing a thong during runs is the best way to keep the junk trapped, but still feel breezy.” Her mouth nearly falls to the picnic table. “You’re wearing a thong right now?” “Yup.” I finish the rest of my orange juice and set the bottle on the table. “No, you’re not. Are you?” “I am.” I stand for her, lower the waistband of my shorts, and snap the side strap of my man thong.
YOUR FUCKING LYING
WHY BROCK GOT A THONG ON
