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And you can take that ‘sweetheart’ and stuff it up your ass.”
I’m a bit of an Attitudy Judy,
My teens can handle my sass, and I can handle theirs.
I can only keep my knee out of the groin of conceited men for so long.
I sometimes don’t make the best decisions under the influence of alcohol.
Well, fuck me sideways and call me Sally.
Because that’s the last thing anyone wants to do with a man who has no inclination to settle down: get emotionally attached.
And I refuse to fall when nobody’s going to be waiting at the bottom to catch me.
Then he shuts the door, hits me with two finger guns, and yells, “It’s a date!”
The thought of moving to Toronto for school and being away from my parents terrified me, and suddenly I was moving across the country on a whim.”
Who am I? I don’t know. A girl who’s going to take life by the balls, I guess.
“fucktacular”
In a relationship, the only person ever in control is the woman.
He thinks it’s hilarious that I’m five foot one and teach high school fitness to a bunch of boys that tower over me. I think it’s hilarious that he’s balding at twenty-eight.
Forever or never—both of those thoughts are terrifying.
It’s one of those new bathrooms for all genders. I like that they did that.
