The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

by Matt Dinniman

“I’m not insulting you, Carl. It’s called constructive criticism. It’s different.”

Donut: OH, HONEY. YOU USED TO BE A SEX DOLL. I’M QUITE CERTAIN YOU CAN HANDLE ALL MANNER OF INDIGNITY. Samantha: DON’T SLUT SHAME ME. I’M GOING TO KILL YOUR MOTHER.

Elle: This is my favorite part. It’s like the Fourth of July.

Makes me want a hotdog real bad