The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

by Matt Dinniman

Reward: Your reward is advice. Fatherly advice. Don’t be a little bitch. There’s your reward.

These powerful vines are very durable. They have a strong dislike for people named Josh and ska music.

Donut then jumped to my shoulder and started to lick at her paw. “Don’t step in gross stuff, Carl. You know how I feel about you trailing gross stuff into the guild.”