“That was an attack! Negligence most serious! Bianca, prepare yourself for battle!” Just in front of me, the skin on Bianca rustled, black flames starting to rise off the creature’s body. “Pony,” Miriam said. “We are not fighting Carl.” “I have been insulted! This will not stand! Mother. Princess Donut. Both of you, stand back while I defend my honor!” “Suck my dick, Pony,” I said, standing up and facing the goat. Prepotente burst into tears. He jumped into the cart and wrapped his hands around Miriam, who took him into a tight hug. “Now Carl, that wasn’t very nice,” Miriam said, her voice
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