The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

by Matt Dinniman

“What, exactly, do you wish for me to do for you?” Signet asked. “You have to give me your body,” Samantha said. “You’ll die, of course. But it’ll only take a few minutes. I’ll walk you through the spell. I see you’re a summoner, so you most definitely have the chops to cast it. Do you wish to get started now, or do you want to do the assault on the castle first? I mean, no offense, but that’ll be much easier once I take over. What’s your bra size? King Blaine loves them perky like that. Not too big. Just perfect. He’s sure to stop banging my mother once he sees my new body. We’ll have to expel those tattoos first, but no problem. Really, no need to apologize. Oh, I am so excited.” Signet returned her gaze to me. I laughed.