“Carl, do bugs even have genitals?” Donut asked. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bug penis. I bet they’re really gross. Like a corkscrew duck penis. Or a dog penis. Have you ever seen one of those? They’re absolutely revolting, and sometimes they just have them hanging out for no reason. They look like sweating lipsticks. Whenever Miss Beatrice pulled out that red tube and brought it to her mouth, I couldn’t help but think...”
