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She talks a big game, but she can’t actually do anything. ~ Carl.   I’LL DO IT! AND I CAN FIGHT JUST FINE. I WILL KILL YOU ALL. AND ALL THE ELVES. AND THEIR MOTHERS.   ~ Psamathe   What the hell? Samantha, how’d you find this?   NOBODY GOES TO THE BATHROOM THIS MUCH, CARL. I’M NOT AN IDIOT. ALSO YOU’RE USING THE WRONG TYPE OF INK FOR THIS. REMIND ME, AND I WILL SHOW YOU SOMETHING REALLY AWESOME ~ Psamathe.   
The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)
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