“Wait, I don’t understand,” Donut said. “The dinosaur is also a vampire? Big Tina is a vampire tyrannosaurus rex?” “She’s an allosaurus,” little Todd said, looking up from his mother’s fur. “She has three fingers, not two. That means she’s an allosaurus.” “I know how to count, Todd,” Donut said. Quest Update. The Recital. Surprise, motherfuckers. Strap yourselves in. You don’t know the half of it. It’s about to get bumpy. Outside, the world rumbled as Tina roared again.
