“Also,” Ferdinand continued, “I heard your filthy dinosaur was still alive, and I had to see it for myself. I guess I accidentally hit you with my lightning bolt instead. I don’t know what to say, babe. If you wanna take a ride on my lightning, you gotta prepare yourself for the tingle.” He stood on two paws, putting his forward paws on my head and made two thrusting motions with his cat hips while he air-humped the side of my head while making grunting noises. I watched Donut physically compose herself.
