River of Shadows (Underworld Gods, #1)

by Karina Halle

He rubs his lips together and then looks off to the waterfall. “It says…Daughter, don’t come for me.” Then he pulls out of my grasp and keeps walking. Daughter, don’t come for me? “What does that mean?” I ask, jogging after

Duh! what the fuck do you think.

told me he was taking me to town, when he was really taking me here. He’s unreliable and untrustworthy, but there’s shit-all I can do about that now. My father doesn’t want me to save him. And so I will. I take in a deep breath and go behind the waterfall.

This bitch is annoying me at 17%

Fuck, please let this be some epic LARPing gone wrong. That would explain a lot. “My name is Seppo,” Rasmus says. He puts his hand on my shoulder. “This is my girlfriend Ephemera. We followed the light.” Seppo? Girlfriend? Ephemera?

You just got almost eaten by monsters...why are you still questioning everything?

A hell of a party. The fact that she used that phrase is a clear sign that this is some sort of LARPing costume game. Maybe Rasmus created all of this himself in order to cope with my father’s death, I have no idea. If he wanted it more believable, he should have had this woman talk in more stilted, old-timey English.

Ugh