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For the ones who think that they are awkward. Puns are hilarious, it’s cute when you wheeze laugh and you should absolutely own theme sweaters for every holiday. You’re not awkward, you’re fucking awesome.
I’ll never understand why men assume we want images of their penis. I want to ride it, maybe lick it, but not because it’s nice to look at.”
“If only I felt like spending the most romantic weekend of the year riding a tiny dick, I might take you up on that offer. Though then I’d have to run to the bathroom after you ejaculated prematurely to finish myself off…or puke.”
Gagging, I continue, “Alas, I guess I’ll just have to stay home and read erotica with my battery powered boyfriend instead.”
Yes, Val. There are many things I need. I’d like to hear you call my best friend sir in the boardroom just to see if his eyes light up or if he has to adjust himself under the table.
I need to convince myself that you wouldn’t look perfect on your knees right here, right now. I wonder if she’d let me climb under the desk and hide between her legs for the next hour. Or two. I could clear my calendar.
No one ever wrote a play about a man who is so desperate to be something to a girl that he would settle for being her human bib. Never has there been a less swoony moment than this.
Romeo. Hart. Beau. Each of them stands to greet me with panty dropping smiles. Speaking of panties, I’ll need new ones.
Bodies? Rideable. Faces? Sittable. Dicks? I haven’t seen them, but I'm betting they are fuckable. And lickable.
Dicks? I haven’t seen them, but I'm betting they are fuckable. And lickable.
What more could you...
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Then again, when he says team, I hear train. And now I’m thinking about my bosses running a train on me. Is that on everyone’s fantasy list or just mine? Only with them though. It’s the group dynamic the three of them have going on. Their
teamwork makes my wet dreams work.
“Cupid is a cunt.” “Excuse me?” I’m surprised by her outburst.
“And I show up to not one blind date, but three. All of whom are my fucking bosses. Cupid is an absolute dirty fucking cunt.”
Besides, I think I’d be lonely if that little demon elf weren’t constantly getting me wrapped up in her shenanigans.
“Or I could show you how good I look on my knees in that fancy shower of yours.”
“This for me, Val? Did you get wet thinking about your punishment? Or by the thought of someone catching us?”
“When we’re inside, be as loud as you want, darling. Right now, I need you to be quiet for me. Shout into my hand as I fuck you with my fingers, alright? Be a good girl and I’ll let you come.”
“That pretty little cunt takes my cock so good, baby. Look at this sweet little ass, you like
being fucked here too?” The question has her clenching around me. I’m glad she can’t see my cock grin as I keep going. “Not tonight, but soon, darling. I’ll fuck every one of your holes.” “Please.” Her voice is desperate. “You going to come for me?”
I wonder if she’ll let me record the noise and set it as her ringtone.
Wtf
“You said you wanted punishment, baby girl. Lay against the table and watch them. Don’t come or I’ll spank you.”
