Cupid Is A C♥nt (Holiday Hoemies #1)
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Read between February 11 - February 16, 2023
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I’ll never understand why men assume we want images of their penis. I
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want to ride it, maybe lick it, but not because it’s nice to look at.”
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“Oh, Chad. If I wanted to have a mediocre Valentine’s weekend by having to ride a tiny dick then hiding in the bathroom after to take care of myself, I’d absolutely take you up on that offer.”
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I need to convince myself that you wouldn’t look perfect on your knees right here, right now. I wonder if she’d let me climb under the desk and hide between her legs for
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the next hour. Or two. I could clear my calendar.
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What can I do to get this girl to smile like that for me again? I’d sell my damn soul for it.
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Romeo. Hart. Beau. Each of them stands to greet me with panty dropping smiles. Speaking of panties, I’ll need new ones.
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Bodies? Rideable. Faces? Sittable.
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Dicks? I haven’t seen them, but I'm betting they are fuckable. Or lickable.
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Then again, when he says team, I hear train. And now I’m thinking about my bosses running a train on me. Is that on everyone’s fantasy list or just mine? Only with them though. It’s the group dynamic the three of them have
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going on. Their teamwork makes my wet dreams work.
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It’s time to dust the cobwebs off the clit and get lit.”
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One at a time, I make eye contact with my bosses. Fuck. Beau. Hart. Romeo.
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“And I show up to not one blind date, but three. All of whom are my fucking bosses. Cupid is an absolute dirty fucking cunt.”
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“This for me, Val? Did you get wet thinking about your punishment? Or by the thought of someone catching us?”
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“When we’re inside, be as loud as you want, darling. Right now, I need you to be quiet for me. Shout into my hand as I fuck you with my fingers, alright?”
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“That pretty little cunt takes my cock so good, baby.” The praise has her clenching around me. “You going to come for me?”