Cupid Is A C♥nt (Holiday Hoemies #1)

by Drea Denae

Typical fucking Chad.

Always a Chad. lol

“If only I felt like spending the most romantic weekend of the year riding a tiny dick, I might take you up on that offer. Though then I’d have to run to the bathroom after you ejaculated prematurely to finish myself off…or puke.” Gagging, I continue, “Alas, I guess I’ll just have to stay home and read erotica with my battery powered boyfriend instead.”