Cupid Is A C♥nt (Holiday Hoemies #1)

by Drea Denae

“I’m sorry No-No. It’s only February and you’ve maxed out your shenanigans for the year.”

LOL she did all thet in like 30 days? Legend

I’ll never understand why men assume we want images of their penis. I want to ride it, maybe lick it, but not because it’s nice to look at.”

Amen, sister

Kill me now and on my tombstone, label me a complete fucking weirdo.

“If you really think about it, the only person you should be upset with is yourself. You chose me as your best friend in elementary school. You’ve trusted me with your personal information. You let me know all your kinks and quirks. Most importantly, you’ve never changed your password.”