Yes, Val. There are many things I need. I’d like to hear you call my best friend sir in the boardroom just to see if his eyes light up or if he has to adjust himself under the table. I need to convince you to go out with me. I need to convince myself that you wouldn’t look perfect on your knees right here, right now. I wonder if she’d let me climb under the desk and hide between her legs for the next hour. Or two. I could clear my calendar.

