He looks at me and smirks. “Sorry about this but try and keep your eyes on her tits. They are phenomenal.” My confusion clears up when he steps over my head. His ass is sitting against my headboard while his feet are on either side of my neck. I can see his nuts, swinging above me like a testicle pendulum of doom.
One of the funniest paragraphs ive read in a long time:)
