Cupid Is A C♥nt (Holiday Hoemies #1)

by Drea Denae

I’ll never understand why men assume we want images of their penis. I want to ride it, maybe lick it, but not because it’s nice to look at.”

“If only I felt like spending the most romantic weekend of the year riding a tiny dick, I might take you up on that offer. Though then I’d have to run to the bathroom after you ejaculated prematurely to finish myself off…or puke.”

“Alas, I guess I’ll just have to stay home and read erotica with my battery powered boyfriend instead.”