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“There are several issues with joining a dating app. Starting with unsolicited dick pics. I’ll never understand why men assume we want images of their penis. I want to ride it, maybe lick it, but not because it’s nice to look at.”
I mean… 😂😂 unsolicited is one thing 😂
I need to convince myself that you wouldn’t look perfect on your knees right here, right now. I wonder if she’d let me climb under the desk and hide between her legs for the next hour. Or two. I could clear my calendar.
What can I do to get this girl to smile like that for me again? I’d sell my damn soul for it.
Romeo groans while tilting his head toward the ceiling. “Like you fuckers have any room to talk. Why were you both watching her desk to begin with?” “Because Hart is a stalker.”
Maybe because when I walk into the room, every single wet dream I’ve ever had about workplace sexual escapades couldn’t come close to the sight in front of me. Romeo. Hart. Beau. Each of them stands to greet me with panty dropping smiles. Speaking of panties, I’ll need new ones. How does one end up with three bosses who look like they should be on the covers of romance novels? No idea. Bodies? Rideable. Faces? Sittable. Dicks? I haven’t seen them, but I'm betting they are fuckable. Or lickable. What more could you ask for?
I love his voice. It’s commanding, sure, but there’s something soft hidden underneath. It’s as if he could boss me around then play with my hair while I fall asleep on his shoulder.
“Not that you aren’t very smart men capable of making reasonable decisions.” That’s better. “What I mean is there are tenured team members who would undoubtedly have more experience for a project of this size and importance.” “You can handle it, Val.” Romeo’s smile is reassuring, but his words have me wondering what else he could let me handle. I bet he’d say those same words right before thrusting into me. They all have big dick energy for damn sure.
Then again, when he says team, I hear train. And now I’m thinking about my bosses running a train on me. Is that on everyone’s fantasy list or just mine? Only with them though. It’s the group dynamic the three of them have going on. Their teamwork makes my wet dreams work.
Yes bitch yes!! 😂
Standing up, I offer each of them a polite handshake. “Thank you. I’m nervous, but more than anything, I am very excited to take this on.” Could I take on all of you, too? I practically run to my desk before I can start stripping off my clothes to lay on the table and demanding they ravish me. I’m a bad bitch and I’ve got work to do.
“Val, please. You haven’t made an effort to get laid in months, you’ve been focused on the new job. It’s time to dust the cobwebs off the clit and get lit.”
Not the cobwebs 😂
I am a bad bitch. I can do shit on my own. I can also get drunk and order myself an Uber. I’ve got this.
“I’m done. I played by the rules, but fate has intervened. The arrow to my heart is linked to hers.”
“Cupid is a cunt.” “Excuse me?” I’m surprised by her outburst. Val tosses her hands up. “I mean it. First, they collect all this personal information from me. I mean technically, Noel filled it out and as much as I hate to say it out loud, I’m sure she did so with complete accuracy.”
“And I show up to not one blind date, but three. All of whom are my fucking bosses. Cupid is an absolute dirty fucking cunt.”
“We don’t really have much of a plan. I do think we should work out the sleeping arrangements. We have a small guest room if that would be more comfortable.” More comfortable than what? Each of them is wearing a cocky smirk and it takes me a moment to work out what the alternative sleeping arrangement is. Oh…. “Cuddles. I want all the cuddles.” Beau’s voice is calm and confident, shaking off the last of his earlier nerves. As he does, he remembers the mess on the ground from his dropped drink. “Oh, shit.”
they want me to sleep with them. Sleep like sleep. Not like fuck. Although…is that on the table?
“Good morning, love.” Val hasn’t moved, so I’m guessing she’s still asleep. I kiss my way up to her ear before nibbling lightly. Finally, she stirs. “Coffee or orgasms. That is the only way to wake me up.” Her voice is raspy with sleep and I’m not sure if she knows exactly what she’s said. “Permission for option two, please.”
I’m not about to go any further without her acknowledgement. She wiggles her ass against me. “Granted.”
My hands cup her tits again as I lean down and kiss her. Every brush of my lips is a promise. I’ll take care of you. Kiss. I’ll make your coffee every morning. Kiss. I’ll have you seeing stars. Kiss.
“When we’re inside, be as loud as you want, darling. Right now, I need you to be quiet for me. Shout into my hand as I fuck you with my fingers, alright?”
“That pretty little cunt takes my cock so good, baby.” The praise has her clenching around me. “You going to come for me?”
Her weight is removed from my face and I see Romeo lifting her up and over my very hard dick. He hands her a condom. “Put it on him and then climb on.” He looks at me and smirks. “Sorry about this but try and keep your eyes on her tits. They are phenomenal.” My confusion clears up when he steps over my head. His ass is sitting against my headboard while his feet are on either side of my neck. I can see his nuts, swinging above me like a testicle pendulum of doom. It bothers me for all of one minute before Val is rolling the condom on me and then sliding me inside her wet pussy.
😂😂😂oh what I fucking sight that must be 😂
I sniffle. “Oh no. What happened, babe? I know a guy who knows a girl who fucked an inmate one time. I bet they have connections. Is the hit on all three of them? Or just one? You know what, don’t tell me now. My government agent is probably listening. I’ll work out a code and explain it when you get home.”
Noel is a girls girl babe!!
“Val, I love and adore you. You know that, right?” “Yeah, No-No. I know.” She takes a deep breath. “Good. Now pull your head out of your ass. I bet you didn’t stick around long enough to really hear them out. There’s no way they want to be fuck buddies only. This isn’t the time to run scared. Damn it, it's time to jump. Jump on those glorious dicks and ride them into the sunset.”
Ride em cowgirl! 😂
It feels like it’s been hours since we got into this limo. I don’t know where we are headed, but I can say with certainty I’d go anywhere with them. My valentines. Except maybe The Golden Arrow. While the bow may have aimed true for me, Cupid is totally still a cunt.
