Cupid Is A C♥nt (Holiday Hoemies #1)

by Drea Denae

“Oh, Chad. If I wanted to have a mediocre Valentine’s weekend by having to ride a tiny dick then hiding in the bathroom after to take care of myself, I’d absolutely take you up on that offer.”

stoppppp I'm fucking screaming

I’m a fucking badass. Alpha-male. A real specimen of manliness.

cringe

I’d much rather stay home in pajamas, eating cheesecake that I have delivered to my door, and wearing my favorite fuzzy socks.

what a mood. now I want cheesecake....

“I want you to make me come. And then I want you to make me coffee.”

I’ll take care of you. Kiss. I’ll make your coffee every morning. Kiss. I’ll have you seeing stars. Kiss.

“I think four more, then I’m going to bury myself so deep inside you that you’ll feel empty for days when I’m done.”

cookie cake.”

his nicknames for her actually make me want to exit

little pie crust

major ick factor

tootsie roll.

if I have to witness these awful nicknames y'all have to too

Romeo has one of the filthiest mouths in the bedroom. Outside of the bedroom, he’s affectionate and sweet as can be. If I’m close to him, he’s finding a way to touch me.

Romeo for the win.

sugar pie.

*gags*

honey bun?”

new drinking game. take a shot every time beau says some cringe ass nickname.

sugar blossom

cheesecake.”

candy lips.”