Cupid Is A C♥nt (Holiday Hoemies #1)

by Drea Denae

She’s a tiny little demon elf who feeds on chaos and jingle balls.

Bodies? Rideable. Faces? Sittable. Dicks? I haven’t seen them, but I'm betting they are fuckable. And lickable.

You know the only time someone can spit in my face is if they have a hand around my neck.