Cupid Is A C♥nt (Holiday Hoemies #1)
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Read between March 20 - March 23, 2022
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I’ll never understand why men assume we want images of their penis. I want to ride it, maybe lick it, but not because it’s nice to look at.”
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“I do not drool. I’m a fucking lady.”
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If I wanted to have a mediocre Valentine’s weekend by having to ride a tiny dick then hiding in the bathroom after to take care of myself, I’d absolutely take you up on that offer.”
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I need to convince myself that you wouldn’t look perfect on your knees right here, right now. I wonder if she’d let me climb under the desk and hide between her legs for the next hour. Or two. I could clear my calendar.
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What can I do to get this girl to smile like that for me again? I’d sell my damn soul for it.
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Romeo. Hart. Beau. Each of them stands to greet me with panty dropping smiles. Speaking of panties, I’ll need new ones.
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Bodies? Rideable. Faces? Sittable. Dicks? I haven’t seen them, but I'm betting they are fuckable. Or lickable.
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They all have big dick energy for damn sure.
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Then again, when he says team, I hear train. And now I’m thinking about my bosses running a train on me. Is that on everyone’s fantasy list or just mine? Only with them though. It’s the group dynamic the three of them have going on. Their teamwork makes my wet dreams work.
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It’s time to dust the cobwebs off the clit and get lit.”
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Kink shaming is absolute bullshit and not okay.
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in the right moment, public sex is hot as sin.”
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“And I show up to not one blind date, but three. All of whom are my fucking bosses. Cupid is an absolute dirty fucking cunt.”
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“Alright, now that I’ve bared my soul, can I please kiss you?”
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“I want you to make me come. And then I want you to make me coffee.”
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“Look at this pretty little pussy. I can see you’re wet for me.”
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“This for me, Val? Did you get wet thinking about your punishment? Or by the thought of someone catching us?”
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“When we’re inside, be as loud as you want, darling. Right now, I need you to be quiet for me. Shout into my hand as I fuck you with my fingers, alright?”
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“That pretty little cunt takes my cock so good, baby.” The praise has her clenching around me. “You going to come for me?”
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“I wanted to lick Val’s pussy until she woke up, so you’ve got to go.”
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“Sit on his face, love. Then I’ll let you choke on my dick.”
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I want to slide into you and feel this dripping pussy on my dick. I want to fuck you hard and fill you up, love.”
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I’m dying right now and this is the way to fucking go. My dick drowning in your soaking wet heat.
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“I’m about to come, baby girl.”
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Damn it, it's time to jump. Jump on those glorious dicks and ride them into the sunset.”