I swear to God, I said a prayer right then. I said, ‘Lord, don’t let Satan take me now.’ And he didn’t, praise Jesus.” “Yes,” Hazard said. “I’m sure that an omnipotent being had nothing better to do than intervene to preserve you from the soteriological threat of a dildo—” He had more, but it was hard to finish after your husband elbowed you in the gut.
