“The castle doctrine doesn’t cover taking people at gunpoint and forcing them inside your house,” Somers said. “That’s false imprisonment. That’s a felony.” “That’s what I told these needle-dicks,” North said. “Didn’t I?” “Well, kind of,” Shaw said with an embarrassed shrug. “I mean, you peppered in a lot of ‘dongfuckers’ and ‘assmunches,’ and it was kind of hard to know exactly what you meant.”
