The Bluff (Love Stories in Sheet Cake, Texas, #2)

by Emma St. Clair

TEXT THREAD Winnie: *gif of cartoon clock* James: ??? Winnie: Gasp! Have you never seen Beauty and the Beast? James: Why are you sending me a gif of Cogsworth Winnie: YOU KNOW COGSWORTH!?!!!!!! Winnie: Are you a secret cartoon lover? James: No Winnie: What’s your favorite Disney movie? OMG do you have a favorite princess? James: Focus. Why did you send the gif Winnie: It’s Ariel, isn’t it? Men love the seashell bra. And the singing. James: THE GIF, WINNIE. WHY Winnie: That was my way of telling you I’m done for the day. Winnie: You know, clocking out? Get it??? James: Make a spreadsheet for your hours. No need to check in Winnie: Since you seemed to be avoiding me, thought I’d make sure you knew I was working. James: I’m your boss, not your babysitter. Spreadsheet Winnie: You’re no fun. James: Never claimed to be Winnie: Ugh. I bet you don’t even text with gifs, considering you barely use punctuation. You’re the captain of the Fun Police. James: *gif of Rapunzel from Tangled* Winnie: Sorry for the slow response. I passed out from shock. James: You asked about my favorite princess Winnie: Rapunzel, huh? Innnnteresting. VERY interesting. James: Don’t try to psychoanalyze me, temp Winnie: You have no idea how much I’ve learned about you from just this conversation. James: You’ve learned nothing Winnie: I’ve learned EVERYTHING. Winnie: The key question: Did you like Rapunzel before or after she cut her hair? James: Both James: She didn’t change personalities. Just her hair Win...