I said I would be happy to lie with her, if she would excuse any clumsiness, on account of me not having had the pleasure so far in my life. “Lovely,” she said, and began to unbutton her dress. “You can pass on what I teach you.” As to what followed… if it was a thank-you fuck, I didn’t want to know. And if it was a mercy fuck, all I can say is hooray for mercy.
