He’s not the only one who gives me the ick. I get it because one guy waits for me to say ‘table for two’ even though he’s standing in front of me, because one guy says he ‘felt like superman’ when he snorted coke for the first time, because one guy begins a sentence with ‘the thing with girls, right …’, because one guy holds his cutlery between his fist and bites down on the fork when taking things off it, because one guy meets me holding an umbrella, because one guy’s legs are dangling off a bar stool, because one guy presses the traffic-light button and actually waits for the green man and
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