If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe (John Dies at the End, #4)

by Jason Pargin

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Red Bull has eighty milligrams of caffeine, that’s like a third of a cup of coffee. If you ever think you’re bouncing off the walls with that stuff, it’s either a placebo effect or you drank five of them.

If you don’t bring him back, you can go strap on a bib and eat a giant, sloppy bag of fat dicks.