If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe (John Dies at the End, #4)
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Keeping his voice low, John said, “This is hard to explain, but if one of these rooms contains a bunch of gingerbread men cookies, let me know, because that means there’s been a terrible misunderstanding.”
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John had never been attacked by a puppet, but it was for the same reason he’d never been bitten by a snake: He knew when to exercise caution.
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Joy said, “See, this is why I like watching you guys work. It’s like you’re simultaneously very good and very bad at this. It makes me feel like I could do it.”
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He grew up and reached back to indoctrinate himself so that he could grow up to start a cult so he could reach back and indoctrinate himself? How does that work? It’s just a closed loop. God, I hate time travel shit.”
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I groaned and said, “I am not in the mood for this.” And then the world went away.
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It took until page 292, but finally happendd... Soy Sauce.
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“Do not be afraid,” she said from behind them, knowing that human language contains few phrases more unsettling.
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When we do not allow ourselves to show fear, the emotion simply comes back in a much uglier disguise.
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“What would he have done, if so?” “I don’t know. All I can say is that John has this steadfast belief that he can just guitar his way out of any disaster scenario. He keeps one by his bed.”
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“The mouse, was that Silva? So did Xarcrax’s prophet’s dead sister kill the Time Captain? Did she do it on purpose?” “First of all, I want you to think about how your life has gotten to a place where you can say that string of words out loud and have all of it make sense to you. But the answer is yes.”