Why are you wearing pants? Think and then give me your best answer.” “Uh, because everyone gets mad if you walk around with your dick out?” “Right. And why do those people get mad?” “Because … it’s not the thing you’re supposed to do.” “In other words, they get mad because unspecified other people expect them to get mad. So you wear pants because other people expect you to, and those people expect you to because other people expect them to expect you to. Our personalities are just like water in mud puddles, filling in the holes of other people’s expectations.”
