If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe (John Dies at the End, #4)

by Jason Pargin

If you think about it, anxiety is also a kind of parasite.

Sometimes when life’s Warning Light won’t stop flashing, the best thing you can do is just put some electrician’s tape over it.

Depression means expending all your energy to avoid having to expend energy.

I was miserable where I was, and I would fight anyone who tried to make me leave. I realized this was madness, that I was stuck in a self-pity loop that was turning me into a zombie.

Humans will twist themselves into knots rather than admit that the unknown might be unknowable.

hindsight makes assholes out of everybody.

It was a noise like a beast the size of a planet had accidentally stuck its dick into the sun.