“He’s not exactly in my fan club.” “You have a fan club? How did I not know this?” She sits up a little straighter. “Do you charge a membership fee? Have a paying Patreon club where you reveal extra tidbits? How. Did. I. Not. Know. This?” “It’s an expression, Tootie. A turn of phrase. It’s not a real thing.” She waves a hand at me. “And to think you got me all excited about nothing.”
