"None of it, or the upstairs stuff, to be honest. I don’t want to be peed on, I don’t want to be a part of your weird circle jerk, I don’t want my asshole licked by some stranger who’s simultaneously being plowed by every single member of a k-pop weretiger band, I don’t want to take turns on a five-guys-one-girl train. Ris . . . I think I’m vanilla."
