"What does that even mean anyway? ‘A girlfriend. A boyfriend.’ Who gives a fuck? You can call me your watermelon king, for all I care. Those are just titles for everyone else, right?" "Yeah," she laughed. "I guess you're right. I think of us as a couple. Do you?" "Oh, we're definitely a couple. If you tell me we're not, it's going to break my heart. Tate will call to yell at you, and then he'll be very smug and superior and I honestly cannot deal with that, so please don't do it to me. An uncommitted, poly adventurous couple."
