"He doesn’t need a girlfriend, Silva. He needs a wife. A wife and at least three children, close enough in age that there’s never any downtime. You can’t threaten an infant, and a toddler isn’t going to care how many color-coded checklists he makes. He’s really good with kids, did you know that? He’s been my kids’ favorite babysitter since I started here. A hobby that’s not this place, one he can only do on Sunday mornings, that too. That’s what he needs. I’ve never in my entire life known anyone more tightly wound than that man. He needs someone to unwind him. You’d be a perfect unwinder,
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