I get to live in the gray for three whole days. You’d think with how often I wear gray, I’d like living in it, but NO! I don’t. I want to take everything gray I own and burn it in a pile in the parking lot. I’ll do some sort of ritual dance around it to cleanse myself of its hold on my life. I’ll lift signs and chant, “WHAT DO WE WANT? NO MORE GRAY!”
