“Oooh,” Rufus says. “What?” “I was just thinking. The name. Lanie Callaway. It suits you.” “I would never change my name.” “Not even Lanie Bloom-Callaway?” Rufus says. “Wouldn’t it be Lanie Bloom-Callaway-Ross?” Meg asks. “This is a moot conversation in so many ways!” I say as my phone rings with a FaceTime call from BD.

