Fuck she has an accent? No way was I keeping my hands to myself. Off-limits, schmoff-limits. If this chick gave me the green light, I was going for it. Accents were my wolf-nip. She pulled open the door, and my stupid heart skipped a beat. Pretty? No, this woman was fucking stunning. She had this cute nose I wanted to boop just so I could make her smile. And a sexy little beauty mark I wanted to lick. And . . . motherfucking shitballs, this was going to be an epic failure if I had to keep my word.
